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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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