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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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