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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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