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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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