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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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