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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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