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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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