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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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