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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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