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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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