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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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