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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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