Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.