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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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