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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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