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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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