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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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