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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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