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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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