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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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