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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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