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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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