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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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