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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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