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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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