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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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