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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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