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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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