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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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