Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet death
My
step-auntie
Kitty
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Mr
Snuffles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗
a hyena 🐺
a pufferfish 🐡
a tiger 🐯
a bear 🐻
a lynx 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
a lion 🦁
a crocodile 🐊
a turkey 🦃
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.