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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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