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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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