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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dixie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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