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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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