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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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