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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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