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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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