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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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