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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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