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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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