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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maggie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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