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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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