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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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