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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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