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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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