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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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