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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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