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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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