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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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