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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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