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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hermoine eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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