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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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