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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Picard eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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